Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Double Down? Or Upchuck?

Oh KFC, why would you make something this vile? Really? The fried chicken is the "bread?"

Readers, let take note of a few things here:

  1. I am a big girl and have always reserved my right to speaketh the truth regarding big peeps since I am one of them. Like it or lump it.
  2. You DO realize that some big peeps are going to see this as "low-carb" eating a la South Beach or Atkins.
  3. Really. #2. Reallllllly.
  4. Double Down? That's what KFC named this behemoth? It sounds like a lame-o porn name. I'm just saying.
  5. The picture above? It packs 540 calories and 32 fucking grams of fat.
  6. As much as I damn love me some friend chicken, I really only eat it two times or less a year.
  7. This sandwich would make me puke. I don't think I'd make it out of the parking lot before upchucking the Down Down.

5 comments:

Melissa said...

As far as #2/3 go...I'm in agreement with you - Obviously, it still has carbs, as you BREAD the fried chicken... Silly people!

You forgot to mention the fact that it's a BACON sandwich, which of course, makes it ok in my book. ;)

But don't worry...Even if I were to eat one (which I probably will), I promise that I will not purchase the disastrous clothing from your previous post! :D Promise!

Honib1 said...

hmm we shall call this heart attack in a sack..

Big Pissy said...

Just looking at that photo makes my stomach hurt. :(

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

oh that sandwich sucks..if they wanted it to really be a great sandwich they'd have the cheese between two pieces of chicken..and then wrapped in bacon and then batter it and then fry it..now that's a sandwich..

Curly Glamour Girlie said...

It's almost like something phoney you'd see in a Saturday Night Live skit (ie: AM Ale).

It's ALMOST as good as Friendly's Grilled Cheese Burger - a burger sandwiched between TWO grilled cheese sandwiches. *shudder*

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